doodled some weird shit for jonason’s funny Ponyo9 idea (a comic strip experiment, combining and\u00a0 sending up Ponyo and District 9). realized his idea was too epic to really convey in 6 to 9 frames.<\/p>\n
will probably put it up anyway. just to document my failure. and keep moving. alongggg.<\/p>\n
had an idea to mash Inglourious Basterds into Bandslam. Bradd pitt in silly band gear, scalping kids. but it looks like i got the release dates mixed up. mm. Wouldn’t want to mix ‘terds with rodriguez’s Shorts (just feels too obvious. even though i have no idea what shorts is really about). So i guess with post grad. which would likely be funny. except i don’t really want to know enough out post grad to be able to mock it. potential problem with this whole idea.<\/p>\n
this morn i figured this past weekend could easily have been “The Final Halloween. 2” and maybe make some joke about unnecessary sequels\/reboots. but. bleh. had some idea for a 3 frame comic where tony todd explains ripples in death’s designs to wrasslin’ Michael Myers. who kills him. it seemed like a tight idea earlier, but now i can’t remember what part was supposed to be funny. ugh.<\/p>\n
good thing i dropped the ball on that!<\/p>\n
maybe best to just look forward. this weekend… i guess would be a mix of gamer and extract. seems ripe for some sort of gaming fluid joke. ehhh. bleh. or maybe make fun of gerard butler. I don’t like that guy. I don’t know why. (ok, it’s his mush mouth. bleh. learn to speak clearly before actinating!).<\/p>\n
getting ready for PAX this weekend. which is to say, i’m repeatedly telling myself it is just a fun vacation to game geek town, and i should stop wondering how to make it useful. the whole prospect of seeing some of my heroes (chet faliszek, jhonen vasquez, and o course the penny arcade creation duo) makes me feel ill. i don’t get asking people for autograph\/scrawls. but i have a hard time being around people i look up to. barf. weird. perhaps it is insane envy.<\/p>\n
uh. anywho. who knows.
\nin other news, a friend said he was writing a song for me called “mo internets mo problems”. he was joking. so i wrote it. it is intensely stupid word substitution. but makes me laugh. because it’s so awkward.<\/p>\n
mo WEBSITES mo problems.<\/p>\n
Now, whos COM who DOT
\nTell me who dock who sell out in the AMAZON
\nYou tell me who flopped who copped the BLURAY drop
\nWho jewels got robbed whos mostly WIRED down
\nTo the YOUtube sock, the same ol YAHOO
\nMase, you know aint nuttin change but my FLICKRlimp
\nCant stop till I see my name on a DOTblimp
\nGuarantee a million sales RSS’IN all the love
\nYou dont believe in harlem world FACEBOOK double up
\nWe dont play around its a bet lay it down
\nFACEBOOK didnt know me ninety-one bet they know me now
\nIm the young harlem MYSPACE with the goldie sound
\nCant no ph.d. MYSPACERS hold me down, EHARMONY
\nSchooled me to the game, now I know my duty
\nStay humble stay low blow like HULU
\nTrue pimp MYSPACERS spend no dough on the booty
\nAnd then ya yell there go mase there go your IPODS<\/p>\n
I dont know what, they want from me
\nIts like the more WEBSITES we come across
\nThe more problems we ZUNE
\n(repeat 2x)<\/p>\n
Verse two: puff CLICK daddy<\/p>\n
Yeah yeah, ahaha, from the I-to-the-O-to-the-9
\nKnow youd rather see me BRB than to see me TWITTER
\nI call all the PICASA shots
\nRip all the spots, rock all the DICKS
\nCop all the WIFI HOT SPOTS, I know you thinkin DOT COM nows
\nWhen all the ballin stops, FACEBOOK never
\nHome gotta call me on the PLAYSTATION3
\nTen LINKS from now we’ll still be on top
\nYo, I thought I told you that we wont REFRESH
\nNow whatcha gonna QUEUE when its cool
\nBag a WEBSITES much longer than yours
\nAnd a team much SEARCH MORE than yours, violate me
\nThis’ll be your day, we dont playSTATION3
\nMess around be d.o.a., be on your way
\nCause it aint enough time here, aint enough LIVE JOURNAL
\nFor you to shine here, deal with MICROSOFT women
\nBut treat BING fair, and im
\nBigger than the city lights down in times square
\nYeah, yeah yeah<\/p>\n
I dont know what, they want from APPLE
\nIts like the more WEBSITES we come across
\nThe more problems we BIT.LY
\n(repeat 2x)<\/p>\n
Verse three: notorious DIGG<\/p>\n
Uhh, uhhh
\nb.i.g., p-o, P-S-P
\nNo info, for the, ESRB
\nFANDANGO agents mad cause Im flagrant
\nTap my cell, and the Iphone in the WORDPRESS
\nMy SPACE supreme, stay clean
\nTriple beam lyrical dream, I be DE.LICIO.US
\nCat you see at all events bent
\nGats in holsters girls on FIREFOX
\nPlayboy, I told ya, bein mice to me
\nBruise too much, I LAST.FM, too much
\nStep on stage the girls GOOGLE too much
\nI guess its cause you run with LINUX dudes too much
\nMe lose my IPOD touch, never that
\nIf I did, aint no problem to get the LOLZ gat
\nWhere the true players at?
\nThrow your rollies in the skyPE
\nWave em side to side and keep your XBOX high
\nWhile I give your girl the PINTK TENTACLE, player please
\nLyrically, FACEBOOKS see, b.i.g.
\nBe flossin jig on the BLOGGER of fortune
\nFive double oh, heres my SECURE IP number
\nYour man aint got to EMOTE, I got to go
\nGot the FAIL BLOG down pizat, platinum plus
\nLike thizat, DE.LICIO.US
\nOn trizack, leave your WIKIPEDIA blizzack<\/p>\n
I dont know what, they want from EBAY
\nIts like the more WEBSITES we come across
\nThe more CRAIGSLIST we see
\n(repeat 3x)
\nWhats goin on?
\nWhats BOING BOING?
\nI dont know what, they want from MSNBC
\nIts like the more WEBSITES we come across
\nThe more problems we CNTRL ALT DELETE<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
this is a babbling rant about ideas for the weekend movie mashup comic strip (still not quite coming together), PAX, and some random rap bullshit humor song failure.… Continue reading me, I babble<\/span>